It's A Double Cheeseburger

Today is so special that I am going to post twice!

And this is for the actual AP Lang Assignment.
Actually, since I really don't know my subject, I'm going to brainstorm on here.
These are all topics that I want to touch on over the course of however long I hold up on here.

• Ooh, Bullets.
• Waste
• Exercise
• Why you shouldn't kill ants.
  
• Don't complain
• Religion...oh, but that might be a touchy subject.
• Universal Healthcare
• College Applications are fake
• Depressing books
• Why do we think short term?
• These are boring topics.
  
• Goodbye.